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my body is thrown back through a wall by a concussive blast from Anthony Burch. I lay on the ground facedown covered in debris, trying to get up as blood trickles out of my nose and mouth, a cut slowly opening on my forehead. I struggle to get up briefly but can’t. I’ve fought for too long only to be knocked down and beaten time and time again. it’s finally over. I close my eyes, defeated. as I prepare to die, I see a vision: Will Campos, bathed in gold light with flower petals falling around him, looking over his shoulder at me with a soft smile. re-energized and full of hope, my eyes slowly open and I painfully get up, clutching the broken edges of the wall to support myself. Anthony Burch looks at me in shock, taking a step back. I give a small chuckle and say the one thing I know to be true, the one thing that keeps me fighting.

“anyways here’s how oakworthy can still win.”

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

Frontwoman at this punk show screamed “THIS SONG IS FOR EVERYONE WITH BAD MOMS” and the whole club went wild

Frontwoman at THIS punk show screamed “THIS SONG IS ABOUT HAVING GAY SEX” and the whole club went wild

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depsidase:

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oops! local bastard thinks about legitimate children who care not for the lord

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event

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inneskeeper:

redactedmatopoeia:

#‘i love conflict’ is the most agent thing to have ever been said by an agent

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felsicveins:

Absent but deadly

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velvetsart:

bite the hand

acrylic on paper

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fairycosmos:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

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salty-red-mage:

eightmickeys:

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thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

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